Privacy Policy
Effective date: September 6, 2026
What this is
No Such Thing Club (nosuchthingclub.com) is run by Colleen Bement in Ohio. This page explains what information the site collects and what happens to it. Short version: only what's needed to sell you a journal, book a session, or answer your email.
What gets collected
When you buy something: your name, shipping address, email, and payment details. Payment is processed by Squarespace Payments or PayPal. I never see your full card number.
When you book coaching: your name, email, and appointment details, through Acuity Scheduling.
When you use Say It Out Loud: that service is provided by Rocky.ai on their platform and under their privacy policy. What you type there stays there.
When you contact me: whatever you put in the form or email.
When you browse: standard analytics through Squarespace (pages visited, device type, rough location). No advertising trackers.
What it's used for
Fulfilling orders, running sessions, answering questions, and improving the site. If you opt in to email, you'll get email. If you don't, you won't.
Who else sees it
Squarespace (hosting and checkout), the payment processor, Acuity (scheduling), the shipping carrier (your address on a label), and Rocky.ai if you use the chat. Nobody else. Nothing is sold.
Your options
Email hello@nosuchthingclub.com to see, correct, or delete what I have on you. Unsubscribe links are on every email.
Cookies
Squarespace uses essential cookies to make checkout work and analytics cookies to count visits. You can manage these in your browser.
Changes
If this page changes in a way that matters, the effective date at the top changes with it.