Milkweed Is a Monarch's Chicken Nugget Tee

$38.00
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Milkweed is a monarch’s chicken nugget. It’s the only thing a monarch caterpillar can eat. No substitutions, no “just try one bite.” You’re already used to picky eaters.

Everyone loves a monarch. Nobody plants the milkweed. That’s the whole problem, and also the whole job.

Heather Sage with black ink and the No Such Thing Club dandelion going to seed. Printed in small batches near Cleveland, not print-on-demand.

Details

  • Bella+Canvas 3001CVC, unisex fit, so it runs roomier than a women’s cut

  • 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Imported

  • Chest, laid flat: S 18 in, M 20 in, L 22 in, XL 24 in, 2XL 26 in

  • Length: S 28 in, M 29 in, L 30 in, XL 31 in, 2XL 32 in

  • Lay your favorite tee flat and compare before you pick

  • Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print

  • Packed and shipped by me, not a warehouse

  • Free US shipping

Want to grow the nuggets yourself? The milkweed seed balls are here.

Milkweed is a monarch’s chicken nugget. It’s the only thing a monarch caterpillar can eat. No substitutions, no “just try one bite.” You’re already used to picky eaters.

Everyone loves a monarch. Nobody plants the milkweed. That’s the whole problem, and also the whole job.

Heather Sage with black ink and the No Such Thing Club dandelion going to seed. Printed in small batches near Cleveland, not print-on-demand.

Details

  • Bella+Canvas 3001CVC, unisex fit, so it runs roomier than a women’s cut

  • 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Imported

  • Chest, laid flat: S 18 in, M 20 in, L 22 in, XL 24 in, 2XL 26 in

  • Length: S 28 in, M 29 in, L 30 in, XL 31 in, 2XL 32 in

  • Lay your favorite tee flat and compare before you pick

  • Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print

  • Packed and shipped by me, not a warehouse

  • Free US shipping

Want to grow the nuggets yourself? The milkweed seed balls are here.

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